Location: Washington, DC
Dave Brown is breathing on his own and resting comfortably.
What more can you ask for in life? In addition to having
complete use of all his faculties and full mobility, Mr.
Brown even has a job to which he shows up for from time
to time. He would prefer to stay home and listen to Tony
Kornheiser on the radio, but it's only a 3 hour show and
the day is so much longer.
Brown considers himself to be some sort of writer and
is even considering a career as a serious journalist,
though he is neither serious, nor a journalist. Soon to
be an actual graduate student in communications at an
accredited university, Mr. Brown hopes to educate both
his professors and fellow students on the importance of
The Onion and The Daily Show in matters of public discourse.
Brown encourages you to email him with your opinions of
his writings here at 2Walls. Please write, please, for
the love of god! He needs and craves your approval. And
even if you think he's a complete hack and a buffoon,
he can take it. It might send him on a three day bender
of self-loathing, fast food, and cheap wine. But in the
end, he'll be a much better person.
finally, Dave Brown wishes to acknowledge the love and
support of his wonderful wife, Victoria, as well as his
loyal pup, Norman. In the words of the immortal Sister
Sledge, "We are family."