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Gregory Joseph
Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida (but my heart and CD collection are still in NYC)
DOB: Over three decades ago
Email: gjoseph(at)2walls.com

Bio: It was a cold, snowy night in New York City when Gregory Joseph was bought into this world. From the outset, it was clear from those closest to him that someday he would have a holiday or some type of infectious disease named after him.

He spent his formative years in New Jersey doing what kids in their formative years in New Jersey do: seeing how many keg party’s one could attend before curfew. His first music concert were the Beastie Boys, a fact he loves to point out. However, Mr. Joseph always fails to reveal the real reason the Beasties were his first show: his parents wouldn’t let him go see Duran Duran earlier that year because it was on a school night.

If you ask anyone they’ll be quick to tell you that college was a success. Mr. Joseph learned many things in college the most important being that arrested and convicted are two entirely different things. The other important lesson college taught Mr. Joseph was that anything he did in those four years (OK, five) would have no baring on how successful or unsuccessful he would be in the future.

Post-college life bought some important jobs: an aide on Capitol Hill, advisor to a Presidential candidate. And he has held some not so important jobs. Like the job Mr. Joseph held for six months in 2002 which was basically once a week going down to the bank to cash his unemployment check. It was hard work but only Mr. Joseph or someone with an eerily close signature could do it.

music reviews
Chris Van Cott - Gold Like The Sun (2005)
Julian Velard - Nitetime (2003)
Lauren Fine - For the Breaking (2003)
Aesop Rock - Float (2003)
Corey Harris & Henry Butler - Vu-Du Menz (2000)
Lemonheads - It's a Shame about Ray (1992)
Indigo Girls - Indigo Girls (1989)
Oucho Sparks - Silver Daddy (2002)
Suzanne Vega - Songs in Red and Gray (2001)
Shuggie Otis - Shuggie Otis Plays The Blues (1994)
Leona Naess - I Tried To Rock You But You Only Roll (2001)
R.E.M. - Life's Rich Pageant (1986)
Tom Waits - Nighthawkes at the Diner (1975) 
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton (1988)
Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Armed Forces (1979)
Van Morrison - Moondance (1970)
Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - Time to Discover (2000)
MTV's Unplugged - The Unplugged Collection, Vol. 1 (1994)
Joe Williams - Me and the Blues (1963)
Juliana Hatfield - Become What You Are (1993)
De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising (1989)
Seal - Seal (1991)
Henry Butler - Blues After Sunset (1998)
Boogie Down Productions - By All Means Necessary (1988)
Column – Soup to Nuts
Soup to Nuts: Way of the Gun - March 2005
Soup To Nuts: The Phantom Menance - March 2005
Column – Radar Screen

The Kids are Grayer but Still Alright - Dec 2004

Leave That Funk Alone - October 2004

Beer and Music - June 2004

Number One With A Bullet - April 2004

The Radar Screen Interview - Danielia - April 2004

Some guy named Jimmy Smith - March 2004

Quit Your Day Job - February 2004

Blatant False Advertising - December 2003

When in Rome... - November 2003

The Radar Screen Interview - Kaila Yu - Sept. 2003

LA on Radar - September 2003

There, I said it - August 2003

Quality is Job One - June 2003

Aren't We Suppose to be Boycotting the French?
April 2003

Getting Funky Under an Orange Alert - March 2003

restaurant reviews
Alligator Alley – Oakland Park, FL
politically incoherent
 COLUMN: All Things Reconsidered (ATR)
Think Before You Act - December 15, 2003
Groping for Answers - November 1, 2003
What I did on my Summer Vacation - Aug. 1, 2003
Great Moments in Revisionist History - July 1, 2003
Drinks for all my friends - June 1, 2003
Gephardt: Reloaded - May 15, 2003
Burnin' and a Lootin' - April 20, 2003
Michael Moore is a Big Fat Idiot - April 2, 2003
Tonight We Drink, For Tomorrow We Might Die
March 19, 2003
Miguel Estrada must be stopped - March 3, 2003
Democrats support war – Have you heard otherwise? February 19, 2003
All Cards Point to War - February 10, 2003
The Gangs of DC - January 22, 2003
2002 in Review - January 10, 2003
Off to a Stellar Start - December 18, 2002
Dean Wins New Hampshire - December 12, 2002
Other articles

Move over Tim Russert: Election Day Predictions
October 2002

My Brush with Greatness: Remembering Senator Paul Wellstone - October 2002

sports dish
Spring Training Preview 2005: New York Mets - March 2005
2004 ALCS Roundtable - October 2004
Baseball 2004: New York Mets Preview - March 2004
Rush Limbaugh: Getting what he deserves or getting screwed? - Oct. 2003

Mets Baseball: Pepsi Picnic Area - Aug. 2003

New York Baseball 2003: The Mets suck and Derek Jeter is overrated - May 2003

Spring Training Preview 2003: NY Mets - March 2003

Leave it on the field - September 2002

concert reviews
De La Soul - August 2003
Galactic - October 2002
Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - October 2002
anti-pop culture
E-jected - September 2004
socially inept
The List - November 2005 
I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore - October 2004
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